The President

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Hello!
Hello!
Who are you?
I am the President.
The President?
Yes, I am.
You are the President?
Yes, I am.
Really?
Yes.
I cannot believe that!
But it is really like that!
I am speaking with the president?
Yes, you do!
One moment, please. The president of what?
Of the United States.
You are the President of the United States?
Yes.
The United States of what?
The United States of America.
But why?
Because I was elected.
By whom?
By the majority.
By the majority of the population of the United States?
No, of the electoral voters in Florida.
So you are the President of the electoral voters in Florida?
No, the President of the United States of America.
So the majority of the Population of the United States of America voted for you?
No, for Al Gore.
So Al Gore is the President of the United States of America?
No, but if he was, he would not have started this war. And now go to the journalists and tell them that you are the only responsible for all torture in Iraq, Mr Rumsfeld!
 
 

Martin Wagner, 9.5.2004

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